BEHOLD! The Offensive and Completely Inappropriate Abominable Comics Rating System

1 STAR: This comic is appalling garbage, best utilized as a very uncomfortable wipe to remove excess feces from your back-end.

2 STARS: This comic is slightly less insulting waste, great for lining a hamster or rabbit cage.

3 STARS: This comic is worth a quick glance before using as a fire starter, for a romantic fire lit dinner.

4 STARS: This comic was certainly written and drawn by "professionals" but I sure as hell didn't enjoy reading it and I don't suggest you read it either.

5 STARS: This comic was actually consumable, it may have a highlight or two, but that's about it. You can read it if you want, but one time through was enough for me.

6 STARS: Hey! This comic had a few things going for it! The visuals may have had something memorable, and/or the writing may have left a bit of an impression.

7 STARS: Here. We. Go. This comic has managed to combine the difficult task of visual story telling with written word in a way that leaves you with a bit of a smirk on your face after reading.

8 STARS: Oh boy! This is ACTUALLY good, the art really puts you into the world you are reading, and the story, well that engages you from beginning to end, leaving you stating: I. WANT. MORE.

9 STARS: This comic is nearly perfect! How can this person draw like this? Are the colors used in this comic from another fantastical universe in which sight is enhanced with magical potions and elixirs? This writer! Are they from another dimension of mystical yarn weaving wizards?! You have to read this comic, and I have to read it again. Right now.

10 STARS: This is it. The pinnacle, the ultimate level of comic book writing, penciling, scripting, inking, and coloring mastery. This is the greatest comic book ever created... at least for this week.

Rating Czar's Disclosure:

These rating are NOT in any form objectively (or in some cases, subjectively) accurate to the actual quality of any or all comics reviewed here. These ratings should be used only as outrageous suggestions for your comic consuming convenience. They also may not accurately represent the true feeling of the "Rating's Czar", or any other made person mentioned on this site. Take all reviews with a grain of salt, and please, HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR.